About Us (Me)

Welcome to my little dot in the universe: The New America

Unfortunately, this site was established and brought to you due to the election of our new dictator-in-chief. My name is Kevin Hughes, and I make no apologies for the products I create and sell here, nor should you for purchasing them.

Like so many other Americans, I too was shocked by the genuine stupidity of our fellow brethren and felt the need to express my complete disappointment in humanity loudly. Rather than shouting from a rooftop with a bullhorn, I opted to include as many other shocked and awed citizens to join me in protest with a collection of passive-aggressive products, sure to provoke discussion and thought. Plus, it pisses off the trumpanzees.

Full disclosure here: This is a Shopify platform. I don't have a factory, a physical location, or even a secretary. It's just me. While getting in touch with me might be difficult, your order is completely safe with Shopify handling all transactions. You can still track/return orders and never worry about your personal information being sold or compromised. This is my promise to you, as I accept all the safest payment options:

PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop, and Amazon Prime (when applicable)

These products are specifically designed to show your family, friends, and co-workers EXACTLY how you feel about it! I will regularly add and remove products, so check back often.

Feel free to use the "Contact" link above to reach me, or to drop any design ideas you might have... royalty-free, of course.

Enjoy your visit, and stop by again soon!